house rules

RULE #1

1. No smoking or vaping inside. *Our fog machine is not a vape, and we reserve the right to absolutely rip it whenever we want to.

RULE #2

The Golden Rule is the best rule! Treat our staff, taxidermy, glassware, and fellow bar patrons like you want to be treated. Also, treat others the way they say they want to be treated.

RULE #3

No means no.

RULE #4

Ya wanna fight? Go take a jujitsu class because that is not the vibe here. If you break this rule, you will be escorted out and asked not to return.

RULE #5

20% gratuity will be added to all opened, unsigned tabs at the end of the evening. Tip more if you feel extra cool. (sunglasses emoji)

RULE #6

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. It’s nothing personal. We want everyone to feel safe and have a good time.

RULE #7

To have separate checks, please start separate tabs. Y’all heard of Venmo?

RULE #8

Our bartendies are working hard. Everyone is equally important, and we will get to you when it’s your turn. Promise. No need to snap, crackle, or pop. And no coming behind the bar, duh.

RULE #9

For the love of all things genderless, please don’t ask for a “manly” glass. If you find stemmed glasses to be a personal threat to you, maybe go to therapy.

RULE #10

If you have a spill or break a glass, please alert an employee, and we will come clean it up for you. Do not attempt to clean it up yourself. We want to protect your fingies.

RULE #11

Drink responsibly and have fun! Please don’t barf in our booths. :)

RULE #12

Have your cake and cut it, too. We do not offer cake services, so please byo-supplies.